I had my first full colonoscopy yesterday. In preparation for it, I sang at Song Circle Sunday night.
I also looked to see what there might be in the way of pertinent, or at least faux-pertinent, hymns. I combed the hymnary.com database for occurrences of "bowels", and found 90 instances. Here's , in my opinion.
And I was indeed blessed with an invitation to return in ten years.