I look forward to these things even though there's not a man, woman, old guy, fake Native American, boss-from-heck that I'd vote for. But it's good to see the ten on stage together
Biden: Ol' side-eye himself. Can he run the long race without stumbling. Well, not so far. He's going to rehab Gerald Ford's reputation for bumbling and stumbling.
Booker: I'm not votin' for anyone whose always angry. That went for Ted Cruz and goes the same for Booker.
Buttigeg: Dude, stay away from the Bible. It cannot help you.
Castro: Pretty smooth guy. VP.
Harris: So far a nothingburger. Can't make a stand. What's her great vision?
Klobuchar: Has done well up to now. VP. Likable in public.
Beto: Why is this guy still in the race. He's a zero.
Bern: Get a haircut and pass the torch. Nothing new from last go-around when Hil stacked the deck.
Warren: Medicare for all. Math, please? Maybe free DNA tests for all.
Yang: He of the free cash for all. I'll take mine now, thank you, in the form of a tax credit.
...should be fun. Will stay up for the first half like I do for all football games that begin at 8 or so.