Okay ML, I'll bite, what does
The DaVinci Code say Jesus' sexual orientation was?
Haruo
PS I think a lot of the time when Jesus was "teaching" the Pharisees he was actually making fun of them and/or rubbing their noses in the consequences of their own teachings, so I don't know I'd put a lot of "imputation of deep meaning" into things like his citation of Genesis on marriage.