As an antidote to the sour stomachs the present political insanity storm is encouraging, may we present:
Watergate Salad!
Something I remember learning to make during the Nixon administration.
1 can crushed pineapple in juice, undrained
1 pkg Jello Pistachio instant pudding
1 c. mini marshmallows
1/2 cup chopped pecans (pea kans or pea cons, depending on what part of the country y'all hail from)
1 1/2 cup thawed Cool Whip topping
Mix pineapple and pudding mix in a big bowl. Add marshmallows and stir. Gently fold in Cool Whip and chill in refrigerator an hour before serving.
Don't despair if your job and your rewards are few, remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!