What 216 feet would do to SE coastline. 216 feet is if all the ice in the world melted; projected to occur about 5000 years from now.
Looks like William should buy near Waycross. David could actually buy in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. You could ask God (?) to send you down to or
You can read about serious effects already taking place due to our 0.2m sea level rise since pre-industrial days at that alarmist magazine .
The cost to protect coastal communities from a 1 meter rise would be between for just the US. The always cautious IPCC says that will not happen until at least 2200. But the lastest says by 2100 the sea level rise will be between 1 and 4 feet (.33 - 1.3m).
So you are safe to eat BBQ at any SE locations you would like (totally oblivious to what your generation has set in motion).

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