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Re: Baptist joke

Postby Haruo » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:49 pm

That's a good Baptist joke, but I still think we need a name, pick a name, any name. Oh... umm... I see, well, perhaps in that case an exception to the board rules might be possible... Bruce, this guy says he'll give BL.com $200 million dollars if you let him call himself "Amazedbyyou"...

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Re: Baptist joke

Postby Stephen Fox » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:27 pm

I give it a Four
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Re: Baptist joke

Postby Prentice Fox » Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:24 am

My Pastor told a BJ yesterday of a Baptist Pastor and his Wife having a big argument on their way to church one Sunday morning. They became so mad that they finally went totally silent on each other for several miles; she stared out the passenger window; and his eyes were straight ahead. Down the road, THE PASTOR Saw a group of Jackasses in a pasture. He frigidly asked, "Relatives of yours?" She instantly replied, "Yes, Inlaws !" This, being a Welcome Forum, I dedicate this story to "Jain The Payne" who has recently returned to The Group; and to "Even Stephen" who is back from a Brief Sabbatical. from, "Prentice the Menace, Champion of Tennis." (eine pfosten en Tage Sieben.)
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Re: Baptist joke

Postby JaneFordA » Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:10 am

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